i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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