if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I don't deserve a penis
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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