she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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