I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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