i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
my liver is dry heaving
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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