Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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