I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize