You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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