normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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