I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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