Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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