Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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