Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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