I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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