like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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