SEEEEXXX PLEASE
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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