Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
May the power of my ass compel you!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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