It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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