Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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