Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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