i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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