just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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