I hate your face
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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