i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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