Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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