i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize