would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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