No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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