have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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