...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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