$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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