There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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