Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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