Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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