No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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