I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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