Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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