don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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