And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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