For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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