I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
