I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
