So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
well you can't waste a boner
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just gift wrapped bread.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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