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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite

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i dont know who ur but i love u

Submitted by Wrestla on Mar 30, 10 at 4:19pm

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how are there any thumbs down on this

Submitted by rhs2010 on Mar 30, 10 at 4:10pm

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Keith, you're an only child. It doesn't count as "favorite" unless you have siblings.

Submitted by Garner on Mar 30, 10 at 4:41pm

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Best thing ever!! Hahaha:)

Submitted by emilycaitlin on Jul 12, 10 at 1:55am

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Beautiful

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 11:45pm

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Six hours? Is there a new drug called skyscraper? Cus that's really fucking high

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 8:25pm

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Do they know they are high? If not, you might be giving up that number one spot.

Submitted by maskedman on Mar 30, 10 at 4:06pm

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I wish I could get my parents to smoke with me... YOU GREW UP IN THE 60's AND 70's. C'MON.\n\nP.S. lawdog is an idiot

Submitted by lisalondon on Mar 30, 10 at 9:40pm

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my hero

Submitted by laurenmel on Mar 30, 10 at 5:18pm

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Bullshit.

Submitted by ljvballstar on Mar 31, 10 at 1:16am

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Lucky man

Submitted by Burr on Mar 30, 10 at 11:22pm

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In Soviet Russia Spongebob watches YOU for six six hours.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 4:06pm

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could have snuck them some hash-brownies...

Submitted by YokoOhNo1 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:12pm

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Lawdog maybe u should smoke some weed\nLighten up man....

Submitted by hawksqb11 on Mar 30, 10 at 6:38pm

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Six hours?! Either you have some dope ass weed or your parents haven't been baked since their hippie days. But that's awesome.

Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 30, 10 at 11:49pm

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Lucky bastard

Submitted by ams2011 on Apr 3, 10 at 6:05pm

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530!!!!!

Submitted by shorty530 on Mar 31, 10 at 3:46pm

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This is awesome.

Submitted by SpartanSweetie on Mar 30, 10 at 4:46pm

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Smokin bud in Quincy. To funny, but normal!

Submitted by stunt5150 on Mar 30, 10 at 4:34pm

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haha both my brother and i provide weed for my dad

Submitted by vinogirl on Mar 30, 10 at 8:22pm

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Woah Russian dude I thought you died in the metro station bombings in Moscow

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 6:53pm

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in awesome Texas,parents get you high!!

Submitted by jeffthecoolkid on Mar 30, 10 at 7:59pm

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This happened to me - however my mum was trying to tell me I should get a swim out of my window so I just jut swing in and out. The all of a sudden started baking. They got stoned because thy were trying to cheer me up. Never again

Submitted by beach234 on Nov 10, 11 at 6:24am

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Dude while high I got a major spiritual revelation out of that show

Submitted by Sgt_Slapaho on Mar 31, 10 at 2:57pm

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Smoking with a 65 year old hippie is the only thing that tops this

Submitted by candy0207 on Mar 31, 10 at 3:06am

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Best txt ever. I was literally rofl

Submitted by TheSaboteur87 on Apr 6, 10 at 11:45am

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Smoke me out!!! I'm in tahoe all bored and alone.

Submitted by coconutt on Apr 18, 11 at 2:05pm

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haha this is effin friggin great!

Submitted by martinc47 on Mar 31, 10 at 12:28pm

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No that doesn't top this.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 7:30am

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My Hero(:

Submitted by namedsurfs on Jul 19, 10 at 9:18pm

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Damn, got your parents high. Wooow, that's got to count for something. Coo' ass parents.

Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 31, 10 at 12:33am

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Did you do it with special brownies? Like on That 70s Show? HAHAHAHHA... Asshole...

Submitted by codii on Mar 31, 10 at 8:52am

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That is awesome! I've been trying with mine but no luck. My mom won't even eat brownies I make, cause she thinks I'm out to get her high. Lol

Submitted by lilyfart420 on Mar 31, 10 at 7:31am

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shut up lawdog

Submitted by jessiemsmith on Mar 30, 10 at 7:26pm

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Sgt_Slapaho. Please enlighten us with your spongebob-induced spiritual revelation, so that we may share it with our friends.

Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Apr 5, 10 at 12:59am

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how are they still high after six hours?

Submitted by sexycatpurr on Mar 30, 10 at 8:24pm

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- weren't you high for about that long your first time. even if its not their first time im sure they arent pot heads
  
  Submitted by norml420 on Apr 1, 10 at 2:15am
  
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Hahahaahahahahahahaahahaha

Submitted by 172bullshit on Apr 21, 10 at 9:43am

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hell yeah dude i did that a few times it was fun we watched that 70 show

Submitted by stonerbitch420 on Mar 30, 10 at 9:58pm

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That's the dirty five thirty for u lmao

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 2:59pm

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Yeah lawdog because there are so many people that get checked into rehab for weed. Fucking retard.

Submitted by DJhallapapi on Mar 30, 10 at 7:47pm

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This is awsome ima try to get my parent hi

Submitted by tuAma on Mar 30, 10 at 9:56pm

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This should be the top night

Submitted by bvlink92 on Mar 30, 10 at 8:24pm

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Davis.Ca probably.I miss living in Davis.or it could be in woodland.and in that case,I'm really sorry

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 6:17pm

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Maybe they can go ahead and start donating to a smal fund for your rehab cost when you are 34, living with them at home and trying to hit on hs girls online

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