Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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