yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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