imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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