Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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