Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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