I think I just saw someone hide a body.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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