worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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