she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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