I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
