god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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