My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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