I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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